I am mother to two children who are unbearably smart. I mean, I thought these little creatures would stay dumb longer. You know. Like cute little mini-me's running around... no real opinions, no preferences to this or that, just cute little people who like their Mommy most.

Boy was I wrong?! I have a new theory that humans start out REALLY smart and get dumber as the years pass. Which would explain why Maddox can figure out how to spray shaving cream all over the bathroom but I can't figure out how to put it away when I use it. Or why Maisie has mastered the art of persuasion so well that I find myself sharing a bowl of ice cream with her for breakfast.

Yep, I am in trouble... already!